*** No matter how hard you try,
you can't baptize cats.
*** When your Mom is mad at your Dad,
don't let her brush your hair.
*** If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.
They always catch the second person.
*** Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
*** You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
*** Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
*** Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
*** You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
*** The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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